cuntelope

Affectionate term for your produce-playmate

After microwaving the melon to the appropriate temperature and drilling a hole to allow for insertion, John enjoyed an evening of passionate conversation with his cuntelope.

by vegen eviserator January 25, 2011

Cuntsmella

an old italian woman with a smelly cunt

Cuntsmella called!

by cuntsmella June 26, 2008

cunteloupe

Another word for "cunt."

Combining the words "cunt" and "cantaloupe."

Invented by Vi.

Girl 1: "Can I like, borrow these shoes? I have a hot date tonight."
Girl 2: "No! They're my favorite pair. Besides, like, your feet are too big."
Girl 1: "Whatever... cunteloupe."

by Internet Black Knight October 24, 2010

cuntslop

Slang : The mixture of female and male cum that drains out of a woman's vagina after intercource.

Man, after I fucked Tina, this huge flood of cuntslop came rushing out.

by Bel4sucks May 12, 2004

Sandrino Consuelo Makeaway

A royal man. Sandrino's pronouns are "His Majesty/His Imperial Greatness". He is a charming, mysterious character, who is madly in love with his Lady. His Majesty is jealous and will attack you in you try to touch his Lady. He is very selective when it comes to friendship: if you are a normie or a banal human being, you better understand that you have nearly no chance. Nevertheless, you might have an opportunity to befriend him if you gift him a purple cape or a nice guitar. But you have to be aware: you can't lay your eyes on Sandrino without falling in love.

Girl 1: I wish I could be Sandrino Consuelo Makeaway's girlfriend!
Girl 2: Darling, who doesn't?

by Trix303 November 22, 2021

Consueloing

The act of being sneaky and awkward in a very distinctly Spanish way. Most commonly heard in the small city of Alcalá outside Madrid where the phrase recently originated, although some experts simply consider the verb "consueloing" to be contemporary nomenclature for a pre-existing but previosly undefined pattern of behavior throughout central Spain. Rocking a mullet and wearing large sunglasses has been observed to vastly increase one's chance of successfully "consueloing". So does being beat.

Damn, Antonio busted into two of my classes today, looked around the room and then just left, all without saying a word to the professors.

Yeah, he really does have a habit of consueloing his way around here in the mornings. He must get lonely. Sigh...

by don simon December 13, 2006

Cuntsuela

A portmanteau of "cunt" and the Spanish name "Consuela". Really good to use when you need to use the "cunt word" but need to keep it subtle.

1) My mom was bitching at me all afternoon long. She's being a real cuntsuela today.

2) I hate that girl. That cuntsuela needs to stop talking shit about me on facebook.

by Solepsis September 22, 2011