Contortionist

Someone who sleeps at an awkward fashion in bed or couch. They bend their neck and upper back greater than 90 degrees. These people do not often use their pillows.

My love. Last night you slept like a contortionist. I took a photo as proof.

by Gigifernandez February 20, 2018

cuntfortable

Staying with a girl that you don't really like just so you won't have to find someone else to have sex with.

'Damn! Jenny drives me nuts, but the relationship is just so cuntfortable...'

by Let me off the jerk-go-round! October 4, 2009

Cuntfortress

1) Someone who is so antagonistic, negative, closed-off, and just overall cunty that they are physically and mentally exhausting to be around. You can identify a cuntfortress when you would rather chop your own dick off than listen to one more whiny comment about how "everyone here is fucking lame" or watch them pout and generally bring the entire vibe down while they adamantly refuse to enjoy themselves.

Often seen whining at their friend/significant other about how much they want to go home because they aren't having fun when in fact, they are Fun Black Holes, sucking in all potential fun and excitement out of the room and into their vortex of insecurity and despair. Even attempts to include the cuntfortress in on the fun will result in excessive eye-rolling and insults at your expense. Often these hateful comments and negative facial gestures are all a cry for attention, which will quickly run dry when everyone begins to realize that they will always refuse to enjoy themselves because being a sullen bitch gets them more attention.

A: Dude, last night's party was awesome! Except for John's girlfriend, she was being such a fucking cuntfortress the whole night and refused to have any fun no matter how many times we tried to include her. Why even bother going if you're going to be a fucking downer all night?

by JVC Like The Electronics Brand September 5, 2013

Cuntorgeous

Someone who is a cunt but is gorgeous

“Look at the bitch Becky”
“I know right she’s cuntorgeous”

by Fatherritz January 15, 2020

Cuntoring

Young ladies hiding how ugly and or fat they are with huge amounts of makeup.

With all the Cuntoring I don't even recognise them.

by Mikey_b123 January 29, 2020

contortionist

someone who contorts their body.

like very far backbends and other examples of flexibility.

by juunan September 3, 2005

contortionist

the ultimate sex toy. I don't, however, know if two contortionist's could go at it, because they would probably orgasm before starting just because of the fantasy's.

Contortionist + Contortionist = Crazy monkey sex

by VA Boy August 12, 2004