catfight

When two or more *nix shell scripters argue whether cat is necessary or if shell redirection will suffice (and/or is superior).

Admin 1: You don't need to `cat file | grep word` you can just do `grep word file`
Admin 2: Is it really more performant <eye roll>??!
Admin 3: You can do this `var =$(< test)` instread of `var=$(cat test)`
Admin 2: Umm yeah I accidentally clobbered a file when I goofed up and did `var =$(> test)`, I'll keep using cat
Admin 1 & 3: Noooooooo! It's a Useless Use of Cat (UUOC) !!!!1!1!!!!
Admin: How did this become a catfight?!

by brunerd November 29, 2022

Cuntfish

Nickname for mussels, a shellfish (specifically a mollusc) with a vaguely jaundiced and vaginal appearance, and a taste and smell not dissimilar to quif.

"Aargh matey, we be fishin' fer cuntfish - the twats o'the sea! Yeller as a smackhead 'n' smellin' like quif! AAARGH!"

by Mr Tango Jones November 20, 2009

cuntightener

Another name for the hip adduction machine found in gyms. It works the inner pelvic muscles. For women it gives them the feeling of a tighter vagina.

Did you see Betty working out on the cuntightener machine at the gym? Her boyfriend Bob must be happy with that!

by Anon1967 April 3, 2022

Catfight

What happens when there aren't enough black guys to go around at the frat party.

Amber and Jenna are having a blood feud catfight over Toby.

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

Cumfight

To fight with ones cum, often involving drink and a night in a small flat, Human Edjaculate is the best and only projectile involved.

"hey im going to go on a instant messiging program and challenge people to a cumfight!"

by MatthewPerryBlack November 17, 2009

cutright

to live the life of a biker and to live with a smelly man

hey man cutright rooms stinks.
yeah man it when 2 stink cloud mix to make a stink hurrican

by ask ur mom24 November 16, 2009

cuntfish

A womens vagina that smell`s like fish.
or when you are pissed off with someone it`s an insult telling them they smell like a smelly vagina.

I went down on "that girl" and she has a cuntfish.
or when your pissed off with someone.... oi you cuntfish fuck you.

by fish69 September 21, 2009