cumonia

The act of inhaling seamen into the lungs and contracting pneumonia in the process.

Beau took a deep breath while receiving the money shot and had to miss work because he caught cumonia.

by h4xxxx June 26, 2009

cumtank

a person, of either male or female persuasion and of either sexual orientations who is said to be, or proven to be, permiscuous in nature.

1 "she is such a cumtank";

2 "he is a cumtank";

3 "whatever cumtank"

by flangeru slutten September 8, 2009

CUNTONIAN

Adj., resembling a cunt (in the negative sense of the word)

Martha is such a bitch; she has cuntonian tendencies.

by Brett R. August 16, 2006

cumbonara

Most lovers of Italian food enjoy a good old carbonara - bacon, garlic, cream! Can it get any better?

Cumbonara has an extra cream in it, specifically seamen. The more exquisite recipes contain seamen of different ages and donors.

It is a dish commonly served to a soon to be ex-girlfriend for cheating on you.

"I'll take the cumbonara please."

"With spaghetti or gnocchi?"

by Assjack1 May 18, 2012

cumtoe

Dude that cleans cum after blowing a load with his sock because there's nothing else to use, then puts the sock back on.

Chester: When we were finished bangin' in the woods, I had to clean her off with with my sock.
O'Doyle: That's awesome... what did you do with the sock?
Chester: I had to put it back on.
O'Doyle: Haha... you're a dirty fuckin cumtoe.

by Chester Hooker November 29, 2006

Cumtinue

The ability to continue sexual intercourse without stopping after ejaculation. Cumtinue.

Dude he was up in her guts... he pops and doesn't even stop for a breather he just cumtinues to bang away at her.

by Derek Gibney December 13, 2008

Cumzone

The cumzone is a day in December 1
Where everyone who has completed NNN will have to ejaculate in this day.
It's called cumzone because there will be a lot of people ejaculating this day

Person 1: hey dude NNN just finished and it's cumzone today, want to masturbate later?
Person 2: Yeah sure I'm pretty horny today

by Amelia gaming November 28, 2021