Cumpanasu is a romanian tik tok star and politician who likes to get all teachers in jail and wants to get all schools in trail. He is also a good dancer and likes to talk about his ciocan with 12 y.o kids.
Cumpanasu:” Te dau în judecată!!”
by Muștar din Tecuci January 30, 2021
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A New Orleans inspired dish that is infused with cum and served to pompous Yelp food critics. The term is inspired by South Park and their episode about Yelp food critics who think they deserve to have their asses kissed.
Server: That douche at table 3 bragged about being a food critic on Yelp and he ordered the jumbalaya. He demanded special treatment!
Chef: Oh really? Special treatment? Looks like he's getting some cumbalaya.
Chef: Oh really? Special treatment? Looks like he's getting some cumbalaya.
by TooFlyRy December 17, 2015
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Side effects may include frequent urination, vomiting, highly contagious rashes, itchy skin lesions, blindness or blurred vision if it makes direct contact with the eyes, and pregnancy if misused as a vaginal suppository.
Side effects may include frequent urination, vomiting, highly contagious rashes, itchy skin lesions, blindness or blurred vision if it makes direct contact with the eyes, and pregnancy if misused as a vaginal suppository.
The lines for the complaint departments have become so backed up we've had to switch from sympathizing or trying to resolve issues, to administering large doses of a cumplain shake.
by King of the Bomangoddies November 17, 2019
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Man, thank goodness someone made a cumpilation of Jada Stevens. I was gonna dedicate a whole weekend to downloading all her videos, but now I just have to download that one cumpilation. Whoever made it is a real time saver!
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