cumfaggot

A homosexual entity so thirsty for semen that one must recognize them as slutty

Roger and james both had sex in the ciderhouse they are cumfaggots.

by Luca G. April 7, 2004

cumhog

a dirty filthy whore bag that just cant get enough

yo man did you she that cumhog gobble down that cock juice....dirty filthy oshawa cumhog

by Mikeademis August 16, 2006

cumhawk

When you are getting head from your friend's totally hot relative while he is sleeping not 6 inches away and you nut in his hair and style his hair into a mohawk.
To justify this:
1. your friend must have made a cold bastard comment earlier that night
2. Your friend must have a mohawk as his preferred hair style of choice (adding to the overall comedic value)
3. His cousin/sister/aunt/mom must be totally hot and have a good sense of humor

Earlier in that night Kanye called I.S. a limp wristed pussy, so later that night Kanye's hot cousin gave I.S. head and subsequently a cumhawk. It was totally awesome and Kanye didn't know shit in the morning

by darkspleen February 26, 2008

cumage

When you cum more then once, in a pile or a certain area. The left over cum that is spit out.

There was cumage everywhere, even in the corner of the wall. Wow, she spit out the cumage over there.

by MJayHwk January 28, 2009

cumbag

used condum

The trashcan in the brothel was filled with cumbags.

by steve April 20, 2003

cumrag

the tissue, napkin or old sock that you use to catch a nut during masterbation

if i hadn't used a cumrag then i would have fuckin egg all over my bed

by kyle m July 16, 2003

cumbaggery

A term used to describe a situation when people are fucking around, not getting anything done, and acting generally like cumbags, douchebags, fucktards, and dickwads.

"...but enough of this cumbaggery and skullduggery; I've got shit to do."

by kmj January 20, 2003