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Cum rocket

Similar to a snot rocket. You squeeze your dick and small cum rockets shoot out. As Jimmy Neutron used to say, gotta blast!
Big Easy: I was shooting snot rockets on golf course the other day. They were so big, I was filling divots.

Stoney: That’s dope. I was shooting cum rockets the other day. They were so big, I could fill whores with them.

Big Easy: I wanna be like you when I grow old.
by Stoney69 November 24, 2023
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Columbian cum rocket

A columbian cum rocket is the act of blowing your load on a girls stomach and proceeding to snort it like a line of coke then sniffing it into your mouth to spit it into her mouth in return.
Last night this skank let me do the columbian cum rocket
by OneEyedYogurtSlinger69 June 19, 2025
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cum on the rocks

When you jizz on a glorious pair of boobs.
I'm meeting up with Katie later. Hopefully she'll let me cum on the rocks.
by The JMG December 1, 2017
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Snot Rocket Cum Sock

where you make an artificial pussy out of a sock and then proceed to shoot a snot rocket into it as a lubricant and then proceed to ejaculate into it.
hey have you tried the snot rocket cum sock it feels so good?
by allahs persnal fiddler May 26, 2020
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cumrocket

- propelled flow of cum in replace of snot as an sneeze
Hey babe don't rub your cock down my face tonight. I don't want cum in my nostrils. I have a big meeting tomorrow. Wouldn't want any cumrockets happening.

-- just imagine going to an important meeting and sneezing while cum propels and splats all over your bosses face
by stayflyyson September 17, 2013
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cumrocket

Cumrocket is the ultimate virgin who is a funny and cool guy to be around, he is kind of retard and wont ever have is first kiss. He is a gay man and acts very gay with his homies and is very weird. After all of his friends advice he will never listen to them about girls because he is THE ULTIMATE VIRGIN!!
by The Dicktionist February 1, 2022
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cumrock

a big glob of ejaculatory fluids seaping out of penis at once
fuck i just let out a cumrock!
by cumston March 29, 2024
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