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Cullens

A group or family of very cold and lovely non human people, this "family" includes Carlisle,Esme,Rosalie,Emmett,Alice,Jasper,
Edward,Bella,Renesema.
I Love that family there just like the cullens
by wizerdzandwolfz April 25, 2009
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Cullenoscopy

The procedure needed to flush all this Twilight shit out of the world's system.
Did you go to the Eclipse premiere last night?

No. I had a Cullenoscopy and no longer like tweener books that are made into asinine movies.
by nerotheantihero July 5, 2010
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cullenitis

an annoying affliction characterized by the unrequited love for the gaunt, homely, shiny creature that is Edward Cullen
My daughter is suffering from an extreme form of cullenitis
by wordlover81 February 7, 2010
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Cullenism

A newly formed religion based around the Cullen family from Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series.

Headed by Carlisle Cullen, it consists of Jasper and Rosalie Hale, Edward, Esme, Emmett and Alice Cullen.

It has a large following and includes many worship songs, stories and general prayers.
Worship Song of Cullenism:

"Carlisle is awesome, Esme is cool, Alice and Jasper totally rule, our love to Emmett and Rosalie and Edward too for eternity."
by Twi-hards down under August 15, 2008
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Cullenoscopy

Act of having twilight bull!@$#$%@#%@#%@$%
shoved up your ass

Girlfriend drags your ass to go see ptwilight. Girlfriend then trys to live life by the book. Screws you over because she thinks she found her Edward Cullen and then she explains everything to you in relation to the book.
"Cullenoscopy"
Her:Hes like my Edward Cullen
You: wtf?
Her: Your more like the Werewolf in the relationship
You: I'm a loner ass indian?
Her: its Destiny
You: *wonder if anyone else has delt with this bullshit*
You: *go insane and loose hope for the human race*
by cycotiK January 17, 2009
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cullenism

a religion of people who are in love with edward cullen. edward cullen is a vampire in the book series twilight.
Girl 1: What religion are you?
Girl 2: Cullenism.
Girl 1: Oh cool me too!
Girl 2: Isnt he the hottest thing you
have ever seen!?
Girl 1: YES!
by Sabresbaby30 August 20, 2008
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Cullenicious

(adjv) Sweet, kind,sexy,loving,(b)romantic, beautiful, horny and NOT single.
That was a cullenicious move sending me flowers!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY I LOVE YOU
by Jfrank13girlfriend August 11, 2008
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