Cullenoscopy 

The procedure needed to flush all this Twilight shit out of the world's system.

Did you go to the Eclipse premiere last night?

No. I had a Cullenoscopy and no longer like tweener books that are made into asinine movies.

Cullenoscopy by nerotheantihero July 5, 2010

Cullenoscopy 

Act of having twilight bull!@$#$%@#%@#%@$%
shoved up your ass

Girlfriend drags your ass to go see ptwilight. Girlfriend then trys to live life by the book. Screws you over because she thinks she found her Edward Cullen and then she explains everything to you in relation to the book.

"Cullenoscopy"
Her:Hes like my Edward Cullen
You: wtf?
Her: Your more like the Werewolf in the relationship
You: I'm a loner ass indian?
Her: its Destiny
You: *wonder if anyone else has delt with this bullshit*
You: *go insane and loose hope for the human race*

Cullenoscopy by cycotiK January 17, 2009

Collinoscopy 

When you are able to have a colonoscopy by prolapsing your anus.

I had a collinoscopy yesterday at the maizeret.

Collinoscopy by Thegymteacher December 7, 2016

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022