Cullenoscopy 

The procedure needed to flush all this Twilight shit out of the world's system.

Did you go to the Eclipse premiere last night?

No. I had a Cullenoscopy and no longer like tweener books that are made into asinine movies.

Cullenoscopy by nerotheantihero July 5, 2010

Cullenoscopy 

Act of having twilight bull!@$#$%@#%@#%@$%
shoved up your ass

Girlfriend drags your ass to go see ptwilight. Girlfriend then trys to live life by the book. Screws you over because she thinks she found her Edward Cullen and then she explains everything to you in relation to the book.

"Cullenoscopy"
Her:Hes like my Edward Cullen
You: wtf?
Her: Your more like the Werewolf in the relationship
You: I'm a loner ass indian?
Her: its Destiny
You: *wonder if anyone else has delt with this bullshit*
You: *go insane and loose hope for the human race*

Cullenoscopy by cycotiK January 17, 2009

Collinoscopy 

When you are able to have a colonoscopy by prolapsing your anus.

I had a collinoscopy yesterday at the maizeret.

Collinoscopy by Thegymteacher December 7, 2016