by meggymc October 27, 2017
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|krīstərˌbāt|
verb no obj.
stimulate one's own genitals for sexual pleasure while using one's own tears for lubrication.
verb no obj.
stimulate one's own genitals for sexual pleasure while using one's own tears for lubrication.
After Genevieve left him for a bookkeeper, Alfred's crushing loneliness led him to crysturbate until his eyes were dry and his wiener chafed.
by godfred zigfried May 6, 2014
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Cryston is the bestest ever
by RRD3 January 25, 2011
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Cryston, i love you. Greatest person ever.
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