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Crysturbate

Depressed masturbating that results in crying from being so lonely.
Richard was so lonely, yet so horny, he would crysturbate himself to sleep
by meggymc October 27, 2017
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Crysturbate

Being so depressed with any aspect of your life, normally your love life, that you cry before, during, or after masturbating alone in your room.
After getting turned down on Valentine's day, Greg went home and crysturbated the night away.
by Blind idiot February 15, 2018
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crysturbate

|krīstərˌbāt|
verb no obj.
stimulate one's own genitals for sexual pleasure while using one's own tears for lubrication.
After Genevieve left him for a bookkeeper, Alfred's crushing loneliness led him to crysturbate until his eyes were dry and his wiener chafed.
by godfred zigfried May 6, 2014
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Crysturbating

To masturbate using the tears of oneself, or another.
Billy's gambling addition became a never ending cycle of crying, masturbating, and ultimately, crysturbating his woes away, along with bank account contents.
by TPH007 June 14, 2015
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Cryston

The awesome guy/ god / demon / satan worshipper/ slave driver/ ReBoot fanatic/ Obsidian miner/ uber intelligent/ Confucius esque/critical thinking/ badass
Cryston is the bestest ever
by RRD3 January 25, 2011
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Cryston

Cryston is a beauitful girl with the biggest heart. She loves people. Little bitchy but that’s how she shows love. She places others before herself. That’s how great her heart is. She loves people so much that she shows it the wrong way but her actions are never wrong. We all need a cryston. Sometimes she’s not the greatest friend but if she needs you, she will keep you. Guys play her because they know she’s a key to great things. She doesn’t think she’s worth it and doesn’t often speak beauty and reminder of goodness into her life. Once she does, she’s a great beauitful, creation that’s waiting to be used. She loves you.
by Slay321 December 10, 2017
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crystina

Most Crystinas are usually whores.
"Wow that Crystina is such a whore"
by Itumblr.28 November 10, 2015
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