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bookkeeper 

One who keeps track of money holdings, transactions, gains, losses and otherwise anything to do with moolah.
Commonly thought as criminals who only record bets and work for no-goods, they are actually quite a resourceful part of society who handle everything from taxes to personal banking accounts to corporate earnings. They are, if you haven't noticed, generally associated with finances.
Louis Franze, our bookkeeper, keeps his eye on our bankrolls and warns us if it drops below a certain point.
bookkeeper by Smkngmgc January 10, 2005

Bookkeeper 

A slang term for a person that does not need to work and doesn't have a job.
Bookkeeping = do sweet f-all
What are you doing today? I'm a bookkeeper, so I'm going to do some bookkeeping.
Bookkeeper by Bud Dadude January 6, 2024

sub-bookkeeper

A sub-bookkeeper is the only word with four double letters together.
sub-bookkeeper by anonomous December 8, 2004

shot book keeper 

This is the best friend of the 21st birthday girl. She is in charge of organizing the the shot book and getting it ready in time for the bday celebration. She is essentially the sober bitch on the night of the party as she keeps track of who is buying the shots, making sure a picture is taken of each shot, that her drunken friend signs each pape, drinks water alternately, and makes it to 21 no matter what frat guys are trying to get down her pants.
What a horrible shot book keeper she didn't even have a spare marker on her, Guys get me your pages i don't want to be the shot book keeper who's gluing pages at dinner, Her shot book keeper was such a bitch last night, Thanks for being my shot book keeper!, The shot book keeper won't let buy her a shot yet!
shot book keeper by J Witt January 18, 2008

Bookkeeping Boss 

It’s like boss just much better, this boss can do anything and everything and has everything under control. They are prepared for anything and are the most entrepreneurial people in the world. They are cleverer than the cleverest.
The Bookkeeping Boss started a company, knew exactly how to protect the IP, knew how to pay salaries and all about the statutory deductions. Plus they knew how to prepare financial reports and comply with the companies act and all other laws and regulations. They are so cleverer.

bookkeepeelessnesshood 

noun
(of a person) the embodiment of the state of having no entities, objects, or records subject to bookkeeping
I am troubled so—I am experiencing bookkeepeelessnesshood (which, what do you know, has a record-breaking 7 pairs of double-letters); it is detrimental to my self-image as I know that I represent and stand for a lack of organisation regarding the financial affairs of a business. Woe is me.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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