An asshole so consumed by cryptocurrency mining, that this is the only thing they know how to talk about, with no regard as to how no one else gives a shit.
by Klaatu9898 February 6, 2018
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"You mean like xkcd.com/177/ ?"
"Ha, Cryptaxkcdization!"
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Her status message was
"I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems"
and I immediately thought of xkcd.com/162/
"You mean like xkcd.com/177/ ?"
"Ha, Cryptaxkcdization!"
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Her status message was
"I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems"
and I immediately thought of xkcd.com/162/
by TelepathicTwins April 11, 2010
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Arseholes who buy out every gaming GPU in stock so that they can fatten their purses with little to no effort. Because of these utter shitbags, the prices of gaming graphics cards have soared, and few are in stock. Worse still, after using and abusing the dozens of cards they bought, they sell them to poor unknowing buyers on the internet. If you can't buy a new graphics card, these fucks are to blame.
"All I can buy right now is a GT 1030, fuck, I wanted a GTX 1060, but it's not worth it when they cost a thousand bucks, damn cryptocurrency miners"
by TADPOOL January 31, 2018
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The band consists of Lord Worm (Dan Greening) - vocals, Alex Auburn - Lead and rhythm guitars and backing vocals, Josh Kramer - Lead and rhythm guitars, Stephen Chavis - Bass, Flo Mounier - Insane ass drummer, also backing vocals.
Lord Worm used to partake in a peculiar stage show of engaging in the activity of consuming worms, these would also occasionally be fed to mall goth's in the front row. He left the band in 1997 to teach English to adults, in most of his lyrics this is an obvious talent he beholds, he re-joined in 2003. He wields a mighty scream which he holds for 28 seconds in "Open Face Surgery" and grunts that are almost completely undecipherable.
Flo Mounier (Florient Mounier) is also another popular favorite of the band, the drummer, considered one of the best heavy metal drummers in the world reaching insane speeds with his double kick drum but still been able to keep a nice rhythm, could probably play just as fast using his nostrils. Also released his own drumming DVD (Extreme Metal Drumming 101) which includes drumming lessons and footage of him in his glory.
The band consists of Lord Worm (Dan Greening) - vocals, Alex Auburn - Lead and rhythm guitars and backing vocals, Josh Kramer - Lead and rhythm guitars, Stephen Chavis - Bass, Flo Mounier - Insane ass drummer, also backing vocals.
Lord Worm used to partake in a peculiar stage show of engaging in the activity of consuming worms, these would also occasionally be fed to mall goth's in the front row. He left the band in 1997 to teach English to adults, in most of his lyrics this is an obvious talent he beholds, he re-joined in 2003. He wields a mighty scream which he holds for 28 seconds in "Open Face Surgery" and grunts that are almost completely undecipherable.
Flo Mounier (Florient Mounier) is also another popular favorite of the band, the drummer, considered one of the best heavy metal drummers in the world reaching insane speeds with his double kick drum but still been able to keep a nice rhythm, could probably play just as fast using his nostrils. Also released his own drumming DVD (Extreme Metal Drumming 101) which includes drumming lessons and footage of him in his glory.
Did you see everyone beating the shit out of each other at that Cryptopsy concert?
I bought Flo's DVD, I can reach 1 200b/m on a tamborine now.
I bought Flo's DVD, I can reach 1 200b/m on a tamborine now.
by Tipskin March 31, 2007
Get the cryptopsy mug.A Crypto-Sinophobic is person that is lowkey or openly racist towards Chinese, but are using the Chinese government as an excuse to shit on Chinese people. They use racial slurs towards China, not knowing that offends Chinese people, Hong Kongers and other Asian ethnics. The amount of Crypto-Sinophobics has increased since the Hong Kong riot. They pretend to care about Hong Kong but they treat Western-Asians like trash in their country.
Note: The term can be applied to both Liberals and Conservatives
Note: The term can be applied to both Liberals and Conservatives
Crypto-Sinophobic: "We don't hate Chinese people, we only hate the GoVeRmEnT"
Crypto-Sinophobic: "Hong Kong should be freed from these ching chong"
Proud Hong Kongers: "Umm my grandparents is from China and we're still ethnically Chinese!"
Crypto-Sinophobic: "Fuck China and their small dick chink leader Pooh"
Proud Hong Kongers: "Shut the fuck up bitch! You have no right to use that word!"
Crypto-Sinophobic: "Hong Kong should be freed from these ching chong"
Proud Hong Kongers: "Umm my grandparents is from China and we're still ethnically Chinese!"
Crypto-Sinophobic: "Fuck China and their small dick chink leader Pooh"
Proud Hong Kongers: "Shut the fuck up bitch! You have no right to use that word!"
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