Crustys

Undercloths that have been soaked with sperm either from repeated coitus(not likely) or self masturbation (oh yeah)

Dang Jim you better lay off the pipe. Your crustys are getting rank!

by Rightous Willy January 31, 2004

crustulate

the crap on things like cheese or chocolate when you end up burning it and it forms on the edges making a disgusting crustulation

damn bitch you overcooked my cheese now there is all this fucking crustulated shit around it ... damn hoe face!!

by crazybitch_99 October 17, 2008

Turd Crustys

Its when a guy has sex with a girl analy and he puts the poopy penis in her mouth and she spits it into his mouth and he spits it back into her mouth

Man #1: Yo i gave my grandma some turd crustys last night!

Man #2: Really? how did it taste?

Man #1: How do you think it taste? It taste like a turd being spit into my mouth

by EpicProdigyC October 27, 2011

crustys

the gunk that forms in the corners of your lips after drinking a bottle of gatorade

No one said anything, so Billy played the whole game with red crustys on his face

by footballfiend5 February 7, 2009

Crusts

The new term for Femi-Fans, but in a more general sense. Not only describes those who hate on Feminem.com because they suport Feminem, but also those who don't support Feminem, but hate on Feminem.com reguardless.

Man, all these crusts are hating on us. Why don't they get a life?

by Murderous Joe March 23, 2005

crustule

a crusty pustule

Joe finally popped that pimple, but now he's got a crusty scab. His pustule has become a crustule.

by Erwin Buzz October 24, 2018

crustastic

An adjective used to describe anything looked at, created by, breathed on, touched, kicked, spit on, thrown over a dumpster, stepped on, shot out of a cannon and/or given a disease to by the almighty Cruste...

"Yo B, check out that dumpster that Cruste dude just shot out of a cannon!!! Never even knew you COULD shoot a dumpster out of a cannon... OMG!! That's crustastic!!"

by Cruste September 24, 2003