crumpet 

The conversation starter when theres an awkward silence.

J: "Crumpet"
A: "WHAT?"
J: "CRUMPET!"
A: "So how are ya James?

crumpet by r0x0rmyj0x0rz April 3, 2004

Crumpet 

A person who is'nt very smart. With a brain like a crumpet, full of holes.

I asked that bloke for a hammer and he gave me a screwdriver, 'What a crumpet!'

Crumpet by Loopt March 2, 2017

Crumpet 

Slang for Vagina, Nothing To Do With The Actual Shape Or Structure Of 'It' But A Crude(r) Way Of Saying It. . .

'' Yo Man She Had One Tite Crumpet!''

(After Sex, Man Annouces)
''Maaan! Best Crumpet I Ever Had''

Crumpet by jordita October 22, 2007

Crumpet 

Vagina, pussy, minge.

Lets go butter some crumpets lads.

Crumpet by JOE B SPECIAL May 26, 2009

Crumpet 

little round bits of fyeness

Dude, hand me another crumpet. These are fye as heck and go great with tea!

Crumpet by The One Guy October 11, 2007

Crumpet 

Crumpet is the "polite way" of saying the word Cunt. Usually not heard within civilized conversation.

Therefor the word crumpet is heavily used by middle and upper class society members, especially with the younger generations. The word crumpet can easily be heard in schools around the western suburbs of Sydney, were lads are prevalent and the word cunt is used by those dirty lads.

1) lad: oi cunt come 'ere!
Alex to friend: that lad is such a crumpet
2) alex to keiran: Lauren likes her crumpet dripping with honey

keiran to alex: that's why I'm a bee keeper!

Crumpet by Therealman445 June 28, 2010

Crumpet 

A noun which is a similie for the term 'pussy' thus meaning the female gentalia. Or, to be blunt, the vagina. Its existence owes itself to the somehow holey and spongy nature of the vagina. It can be used both factually and in slang.

"Her crumpet was perfectly healthy, despite her concerns."
"Lads, I'm on the hunt for some crumpet tonight"

Crumpet by KiwiGarlic123 September 12, 2014