crum

its like cum but like not really

i just crum

by crumlord2 April 14, 2021

Crummed

Receiving a large assignment from a colleague after 12:00pm on a Friday that ruins your weekend.

Allan was scheduled to meet some chicks at the local speak easy after work but he got crummed by that bitch in the corner office.

by Mike Honcho's Dad July 03, 2013

Crummed

When someone steals loyalty points from you.

I paid for everyone's breakfast and he crummed my loyalty points off me!

by Jupback July 08, 2020

Crumming

When you cum and a part of your body cramps simultaneously causing a painful orgasm

I was about to cum but then my hip cramped up, next thing I know I'm crumming all over her

by chickenhead80 December 19, 2014

crum

Your entire package consisting of one wang and two balls in a sac.

Timo- "Wow Eric you have a tight crum"
Eric- "Thanks Timo, its the briefs ;)"

by Frederick Crumster October 22, 2009

Crumming

The simultaneous act of cumming and crying

guy 1: you ever cry while busting a nut?
guy 2: yeah like 11 times
guy 1: it’s called crumming-wait what the fuck?
guy 2: yeah 6 times were tears of joy, 4 were because the clarity hit hard, and the last one was because the velocity of the load was so high it got in my eye and got infected

by chucklestheclummer August 06, 2022

crum

Merman/mermaid semen/cum/ejaculation

"But King Trident, I don't want to swallow your crum!"

by Eeeeeyow January 11, 2009