Cruzygirl

A hip and rad little girl who is also a teacher. He has a coconut shaped hair. If you come across a cruzygirl you will see if you look down they have very crusty shoes. They also live in a crusty shoe. He also mostly wears vests.

Cruzygirl has coconut hair .

by Lol ur fav student March 6, 2021

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Ted Cruz

When kissing the ass of a person that insults you and your ancestors, you double down on being pathetic by actively vionlently and vehemently suck with your mouth fecal matter straight from his or her ass to the point the person no longer requires an anal douche

"Hey Gary, are you still going to help me with a porn shoot?"
"Yeah Ill give you a Ted Cruz just to be safe"

by GhostOfGray January 9, 2021

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Ted Cruz

Some politic person idk, but i do know him by his rightful name... the ZODIAC KILLER! It has been proved, case closed, Ted Cruz IS the Zodiac Killer. He is using his supreme artificial intelligence and strength to fight his nemesis, Sir Donald Trump, in the battle to win the presidential election.

#caseclosed #truezodiackiller #tedcruz2k16

"Who are you voting for"
"Ted Cruz"
"Who's that?"
"Oh, yes you'll know him as the Zodiac Killer"

by MemeOgrelord July 12, 2016

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crubeen

Irish for a pig's foot, a delicacy rich in taste and possibly high in cholesterol. They are boiled and served with cabbage, or can be boiled then sauteed in butter for a richer cholesterol dose, the latter way with a lot of chips. Sometimes they're even pickled, jellied and served with beer and brown bread. They also come smoked, served with Colman's mustard. Bon appetit!

Jimmy Joyce loved them and had them prominently in his books. My grandpa could eat two or three at a sitting, but it's a lot of work sifting out the bones.
Sentence: I'd give my right arm for a nice, juicy crubeen right now.

by Seaneen June 14, 2007

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