dusting the crops

The act of walking through a group of people and expelling gas and doing so repeatedly

Mike was dusting the crops at the dance.

by Gindy December 5, 2009

Cropblocked

When your are in a picture with a hot girl, only to find out she or someone else has cropped you out of it; most of the time to make it a more appealing facebook default. Usually a limb or portion of your face still remains in the photo, letting everyone know you weren't important enough to be kept in it

I was totally cropblocked out of kelli's facebook default, fml

by Joey Jerz January 19, 2011

Cropportunity

a favorable juncture of circumstances when a person realizes the need to fart and can do so by relieving the need (farting) in a area occupied by other people and then vacating the scene.

My boss never passes up a cropportunity, he is a true cropportunist.

by J-STATZ February 8, 2010

flow cropped

Verb. The act of getting ones hair cut.

"i got my flow cropped last night"

by Bret Ridgeway April 4, 2007

Choyphid

A choyphid is a severely drunken friend in costume.

"You were such a choyphid last night".

by Watson Checkland November 16, 2021

croppery

farm town slang for crops...

Sam Suicide: i think you need to harvest your crops

Laureen Lullaby: i think you mean my croppery ?

Sam Suicide: you hair is bare sageeee.

by Sam Suicide May 28, 2009

Nick Crompton

someone who thinks england is his city and is on jakes song, but we all now he’s not from compton now and his collar stays poppin

my brothers a nick crompton, why do you say that, he thinks england is his city😂

by nigger faggot123 July 6, 2017