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crotchboobs

Brony term, meaning breasts in the crotch area of a pony from the My Little Pony franchise, used in MLP fanart. They appear to be attached/grown from the top of the inside back legs, or slightly forward on the lower abdomen. God knows who thought this was a good idea.
Do not look up "crotchboobs" unless you want to be traumatised.

Brony FanArtist: Hey, I decided my current drawings of characters from a TV show designed for little girls weren't sexualised enough, so I decided to add BOOBS in the CROTCH area, crotchboobs, gettit?

Brony: Hot. I'm not a pervert, honestly.
by Fen94 April 16, 2014
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Crotchlobster

One who at first sight of a male's genitalia, latches on with the strength of a lobster claw.
Musse is a crotchlobster, b/c he grabed Anson's privates yesterday.
by Christof October 14, 2004
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crotchrot

Happens in hot weather. The crotchal area becomes hot, sweaty and often smelly.
Jeez it was hot yesterday, I got a nasty dose of crotchrot.
by Dusty1 March 21, 2004
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Chatchdog

chatchdog (chochdog, chochdawg),(often abbreviated as just chatch)

–verb (used with object)
1. to have sexual intercourse with (often in demeaning or unusual ways).... See More
ex. "wow, I can't believe you slapped her in the face after chatchdogging her like that."

2. to treat unfairly or harshly.
ex. "it's pretty fucked up to chatchdog a bro like that; he's going to have to throw away that microwave."

-verb (used without object)
3. to have sexual intercourse (often in demeaning or unusual ways).
ex. "damn, I need to watch some SportsCenter, I just got done with some serious chatchdogging and I'm tired as fuck."

4. to act in accordance with the noun "chatchdog"
ex. "Nick Jackson is chatchdogging so hard right now."

-noun
5. a pledge of a social fraternity or a brother who is still regarded with the same status of a pledge.
ex. "clean that toilet with your tongue you fucking chatchdog!"

6. (literal)- a hot dog cooked after being marinated in Kamchatka liquor.
ex. "lets get fucked up and cook some chatchdogs."

7. (negative)- one who acts with general douchebagginess (in all vernacular senses of the word) for the entertainment of others
ex. "did Baumwell actually just leave to go home to his girlfriend; what a chatchdog"

(positive- doing something awesome, yet immature or stupid, for the entertainment of others
ex. "that bro is the ultimate chatchdog, he just did 7 chill willies"
wow, I can't believe you slapped her in the face after chatchdogging her like that.
by ChatchinHard January 19, 2010
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crotchpod

A slang tern for scrotum, or nut sack.
"Dave just kicked bill in the crotchpod!"

"Bob is sucked kyle's crotchpod!
by theshipsnake November 12, 2012
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crotchmonkoid

-A human of Neanderthal-like mental capacity with a strong natural proclivity toward Dickdom
"Listen, you ignorant crotchmonkoid... shut the fuck up and go back to making cave-paintings of Bam-Bam fisting Pebbles before I kick you in the spine."
by Batrastard July 31, 2003
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crotchograph

Photograph of a woman's crotch, usually taken as she is getting out of a car while wearing a short dress / skirt without underwear. Must be a celeberity to be a true crotchograph.
Damn, did you see that crotchograph of Brittany Spears?
by Sterl January 29, 2008
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