crotchmonkey

one who engages in sexual demeanor in a multitude of times, either male or female. see also swinger.

you are an extreme crotchmonkey.

by nicolaistrong September 3, 2005

crotchbender

A woman who takes away a man's will to live by bending his mental penis to the point it is at a 90 degree angle.

Linda sure can be a crotchbender to Mark.

by Katmando August 21, 2006

crotchboobs

Testicles that are so big, they look like female breasts.

A guy looks like he has bowling balls in his shorts.

"Daaayum, dude got crotchboobs!"

by My pseudonym that appears onli July 31, 2016

crotchmonger

some one how hordes crotches, or a Gay

Connor O'Mara is such a crotchmonger.
Connor O'Mara likes it when the crotchmongers visit him.

by Vince H4x0r May 18, 2006

Crotchmonkey

This is a variety of teenage/adolescent female who tries to gain favored status with teenage males by always sitting on their lap. They also like to sit on the laps of older men to gain the same status.

Hey Son, tell Kelly to stop sitting on everyone's lap around here like a Crotchmonkey.

by 60 Central March 18, 2008

crotchney

a very smelly girl. relative to the smell of dirty reproductive organs. usually associated with various STDs and applying Gogurt to vital organs.

Shit Dude! i wouldnt have bought her a three hole puncher if i knew she was going to go all Crotchney on me!

Person one: whats that dreadful odor?
Person two: the effin Crotchney across the effin room.

Could you pass the crotchney?
no way, im not touching that.

by Hiddledrucken August 12, 2006

Crotchphone

A device that has mummified, stupefied almost every human on the planet.
You conditioned souls would call this device the smartphone.

I can't stop staring at my crotch cause my crotchphone is permanently affixed to it.

by 1666 November 1, 2017