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Crotchphone
A device that has
mummified
,
stupefied
almost every human on the planet.
You
conditioned
souls would call this device the smartphone.
I can't stop
staring
at my
crotch
cause my
crotchphone
is permanently affixed to it.
by
1666
October 29, 2017
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