Congratsubating

Masterbating after accoplishing something, or after being proud of ones' self

A guy has been crushing on a girl for a while and finally get her number/a date

Guy 1: Dude im so happy, this girl is so hot.
Guy 2: So what you going to do are u going to call her up

Guy 1: No i think imma head out for a congratsubating session. See you later

GUy 2: WTF MAN!! GROSS

by Idhitthatificould March 16, 2012

Congratsturbation

The act of congratulating one's self, especially if done excessively.

Neil: I'm so awesome! I totally scored the winning goal last night!
Stephen: Stop your congratsturbation, you'll go blind.

by Fraguar September 20, 2012

Congrats Mate

An insincere message to someone who recently has had good news.

"Congrats Mate"

by congratsmate April 2, 2019

Congratsory

A term to be used in a situation when you do not know whether to Congratulate OR Apologize to the other person. It is often followed by a question mark or stated as a question because you do not know whether its a good or a bad thing

Ex:

Female Friend 1: I just found out I'm pregnant.
Female Friend 2: Congratsory??

by Fe Dubrovna February 5, 2010

Congrats

Congrats is a term used to sarcastically congratulate someone on an achievement, such as atrocious behavior, a hideous style of clothing, or the amount of likes someone receives on an Instagram or Facebook photo which they probably paid people to like. "Congrats" is another way of telling someone that they are a fuck.

Girl 1: I'm having a party, but you're not invited.
Girl 2: Congrats!

*Girl walks by in high-waisted shorts*
Guy: Congrats on your high-waisted shorts that don't even cover your ass!

*Scrolling through a girl's Instagram or Facebook newsfeed*
Girl 1: Congrats on your 100 likes on your photo!
Girl 2: Congrats on your pounds of makeup!

by chigirl_ January 27, 2014

Congratslyfun

interjection used upon receiving good news

"Hey Jades, I just got a wicked new job with a really hot boss!"
"Oooh, congratslyfun!!"

by Civixen March 9, 2008

Congratsfuckingulations

Is to be extremely excited for someone’s achievement. At times congratulations or just congrats isn’t enough excitement and fuckyeah won’t do the trick.

Congratsfuckingulations on your test man, I knew you could do it!

by 184mesheSt. March 4, 2019