Crap Monk Stank

A phrase used when your not satisfied with the answer you get to an asked question, commonly used by " Mumbles " Edbassmaster...

Can I get a Bartle Doo Taco ? Sorry Sir we don't have those....." Crap Monk Stank " Anyone else gotem longside 95 ?

by TJ The Savage May 24, 2011

metric crap-ton

A ginormous amount, so large such that one prefers a generic measurement rather than a precise number.

Dude, you have a metric crap-ton of DVD's.

by TheBearded1 November 1, 2008

Holy Crap O Rama

An expression of extreme surprise or shock. A cavalcade of excitement..

Holy Crap O Rama, that twister is headed right in our direction.

by MDiver July 4, 2012

Bohemian Crap-Slap

The act of shitting into your own hand while having sex from behind and slapping it onto your partner's ass.

Friend #1: How can I spice things up in the bedroom?
Friend #2: Have you ever tried the Bohemian Crap-Slap? It's the shit.

by Shleeee January 1, 2019

that Naruto crap

(n) A term used to condescendingly describe anything Japanese, esp. animated television shows.

Guy 1: Have you ever seen End of Evangelion before?
Guy 2: I don't watch that Naruto crap.

by The Snig November 10, 2009

Crap N' Fap

The act of taking a dump and then masturbating.

Greg, "Hey John you wanna hang today?"

John, "Yea man, I'll be over as soon as I do a quick Crap N' Fap"

by Fapking October 30, 2011

Mainstream crap

Music that focuses on getting stuck in your head and becoming so ubiquitus that you are forced to like it or else you will have clinical depression from hearing it so much. This music is almost always made by humans who are often called musicians (but in all truth, are not musicians) who manipulate their image for monotary reasons. This music often focuses on sounding much more technological than musical. Much pop and hip-hop to enter the top 40 has been mainstream crap since the '00's.

person 1: Man, Lady Gaga, The BEP, and other mainstream crap has been all over the place, it makes me want to commit suicide

person 2: I use to think the same thing, but now the music has grown on me

person 1: Nooooooooo! You failed in the battle to not get that music stuck in your head to the point where you have to like it! What has become of this world

by Suteer Yarchaz January 18, 2010