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Chemtard

A. Someone who fails chemistry class.

B. Derogatory name for people who believe in the existence of

chemtrails.
A. Dude I failed my chemistry class, I'm such a chemtard!

B. Dude did you just hear what Adam said? He claims the Illuminati are trying to take over the world by injecting poison in the contrails of jet planes. He is such a chemtard.
by OneWhoKnowsBetter July 10, 2012
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Cretard

Any creationist who displays an immense amount of ignorance and retardedness while arguing in favour of their religion. In other words, any creationist who argues in favour of religion.
VenomFangX: Evolutionists believe that we came from dirty apes. Well I have one thing to say about that: Wanna bananna? Huh? Do ya? Do you want the bananna?

Any smart person: Dude, you are such a cretard.
by AeroCooper December 25, 2007
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Creeptard

An adjective used to describe a person who acts like a retard but for the purpose to make others feel creeped out. Usually, the person described will be sick minded.
Person 1: That guy is so scary! He pulled a pedophile face at me!
Person 2: Oh yeah, he's a creeptard.
by ExplodingSheepiesYay June 5, 2015
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Creetard

Wow that group in the welfare line sure are Creetards.
by claytonmagnet1234 October 18, 2011
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cretard

The critique of a person/occurrence that shows retarded tendencies or displays ignorance in any way.
It's cretarding time when someone stares blankly at a carton of orange juice just because it said CONCENTRATE.
by crazymanz February 2, 2010
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Creamated

Getting extremely intoxicated from Pinnacle Whipped Cream Vodka, to the point that many of your friends think you may be dead and will need to be cremated.
Alert the paramedics, we got a bottle of Pinnacle, were getting creamated tonight.
by J Squills September 18, 2011
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Basty Craftard

A clever reforming of the words crafty bastard. Brian Brushwood, host of Revision3's internet show - Scam School, commonly uses the phrase. He could have been the creator, or one of the people to make it mainstream.
"Today's show is brought to you by the basty craftards at...
by Frank Rider August 22, 2009
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