creamer

a half hard boner

man that fucker was all up on me, i could tell he had a creamer

by raemichelle! February 06, 2009

creamer

a whore who craves sperm

jess: did you swallow ??
Ello: why yes

jess: ew you creamer

by feminist 4 lyf ** May 05, 2011

The creamer

when you take your dick and shove it in a girls asshole until you cream in her anus

I performed the creamer on my girlfriend and she loved it

by fuckerfuckity March 22, 2017

Ryan Creamer

The guy who actually fixes your pipes

Hot single mom: can you fix my pipes
Ryan creamer: sure!

by Time for crab May 30, 2019

champagne creamer

When a man gets a blowjob and farts at the same time he ejaculates thus creating the effect of a champagne bottle being opened

Susie was givin me head last night and I farted right as I blew my load, it was a champagne creamer

by Kurt Inrod February 19, 2015

Skunked a creamer

Flatulation that causes the expulsion of semen that was acquired during anal sex.

Luckily I decided to wear panties to brunch because I just skunked a creamer.

by Gretchen0.0 November 04, 2017

The Double Creamer

Getting a blowjob while enjoying a delicious milshake

I took on a date to DQ and got the double creamer in the car.

by walshy1 May 28, 2014