Capture Taken

That fucking annoying thing your friends do on your switch when they come to your house. Capture taken (x102) so annoying. It fills up your switch’s 2 game memory with captures of you losing your super smash bros games.

Capture taken! “Stop fucking taking captures jonny!”

by balec2 December 24, 2021

Capture the King

A little known modification of chess in which you win the game by capturing the king like you would capture any other piece instead of checkmating the king.

"I would rather play Capture the King. Chess is too hard."

by Moon Worshiper August 31, 2022

Fart Capture

The art of taking an empty glass jar opening it up and securing it tightly to an anus. Then when the anus it is against farts, quickly slid the lid over the jar without removing the jar more than half an inch from the asshole.

Man, I need to Fart Capture. I love to sniff them later.

by Silk Brah March 28, 2008

activist capture

When a group or organisation is infiltrated by those representing minority interests in such a way that they gain significant influence or control and then use this to push their desired agenda.

Activist capture is usually a deliberate process initiated by outsiders of the group or organisation. Tactics include: *Making demands for representation, often citing a lack thereof
*Calls for allyships
*Forming of a bloc that is used to drown out individual members and amplify their own voices
* Liberal use and accusations of "isms" and "phobias" designed to force compliance through fear
*Threats or intimidation if the above doesn't work

Activist capture is a strategy used when it is highly unlikely that a brand new group representing activist interests will gain anywhere near the power or influence of the existing one.

The Labour party was subject to activist capture by the pro-Corbyn Momentum group.

by 77ax March 29, 2021

Capture

The act of taking a picture or the picture itself can be a capture. Might also refer to video.

Capture of a flash flood. People like to act like they can capture huge forces of nature like floods and tidal waves. They like to feel that by pointing their cell phone at the spectacle they have tamed and imprisoned it forever in their files. Parents seldom say, capture of my child or would you like to see my captures when referring to their snapshots of their children, because it sounds abusive and pervy

by Flesh Flewd August 16, 2017

Capture the flag

When a girl inserts her underwear into her vagina and prompts her male (or female) partner to remove the underwear with his mouth.

I wanted to get her out of my room but I couldn't find her underwear. Then she turned to me and asked me to capture the flag.

by Premature ejaculator October 28, 2011

crapiture

Shortened form of crappy literature. Basically all literature with no intellectual value whatsoever.

Now that school was out, Amy was able to put aside Dickens and Steinbeck in favor of quality crapiture, like "Shopaholic and Friends" and Harlequin romance novels.

by Aaryanna July 3, 2006