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craptop

n. When one takes a shit while their laptop is on their lap
I was eating the turkey meatloaf at the DLG and really needed to take a dump so I took a craptop and got some homework done.
by M-Epstein February 25, 2010
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Craptop

Any laptop in which you use while dropping a deuce.
Wheres my craptop i gotta take a shit.
by jacqeez June 29, 2009
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damnnit, my craptop is really getting on my nerves! gotta upgrade :-)
by hallooooooo July 27, 2009
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Craptop

A mobile device (typically laptop or netbook) used while poopsurfing.
I have engaged the craptop, let the poopsurfing begin!
by Futile Cause May 28, 2010
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Craptop

A MacBook ... or something that boots into Windows.
Honey ... my condolences to Steve Jobs, but your craptop MacBook still can't run RTCW from 2001!
by Der Gelb Baron October 13, 2011
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craptosis

A disease that affects the mind in such a way that you no longer give a shit.
When stuck in meetings with clueless supervisors and managers that endlessly babble nonsense: "I believe I've developed a bad case of craptosis, I must leave immediately".
by Danedog July 20, 2010
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cryptopsy

A technical death metal band from Montreal, Quebec, Canada.

The band consists of Lord Worm (Dan Greening) - vocals, Alex Auburn - Lead and rhythm guitars and backing vocals, Josh Kramer - Lead and rhythm guitars, Stephen Chavis - Bass, Flo Mounier - Insane ass drummer, also backing vocals.

Lord Worm used to partake in a peculiar stage show of engaging in the activity of consuming worms, these would also occasionally be fed to mall goth's in the front row. He left the band in 1997 to teach English to adults, in most of his lyrics this is an obvious talent he beholds, he re-joined in 2003. He wields a mighty scream which he holds for 28 seconds in "Open Face Surgery" and grunts that are almost completely undecipherable.

Flo Mounier (Florient Mounier) is also another popular favorite of the band, the drummer, considered one of the best heavy metal drummers in the world reaching insane speeds with his double kick drum but still been able to keep a nice rhythm, could probably play just as fast using his nostrils. Also released his own drumming DVD (Extreme Metal Drumming 101) which includes drumming lessons and footage of him in his glory.
Did you see everyone beating the shit out of each other at that Cryptopsy concert?

I bought Flo's DVD, I can reach 1 200b/m on a tamborine now.
by Tipskin March 31, 2007
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