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Careability

To have the ability to not give a shit
I have no careability today
by Mandaconda August 27, 2019
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crankability

The quality or state of being crankable (loudness, volume) with regards to music without being unpleasant to the ear.
Justin turned up the song to full volume, and noted that it had real crankability.
by pedalgeek March 1, 2021
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Crackability

The quality of being crackable or breakable.
John: Crackable is an existing adjective. Wonder what's the noun for it?
Doe: It's crackability! I can't believe it. I have just invented a new word.
by discreet-crackabilty July 16, 2021
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catability

Catability has the ability to be a cat and is also a cat lover. Cute and cuddly are two words to describe her. She may sound younger than you think she is because her voice sounds sweet as a kitten. She is just like a cat, really friendly and innocent but she can also be very annoying at times.
Do you know catability?
Yeah ofcourse I do, she's super sweet
by Eleanorlol November 23, 2021
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selective capability disorder

Refers to a broad range of pseudo-maladies (where the person is merely faking/exaggerating a certain physical/emotional/mental infirmity/disability, like the infamous "selective deafness") that many lazy/selfish/uncaring people complain of, merely to get out of performing some undesirable task. These supposed maladies include:
(1) selective stamina/fatigue disorder, whereby the "sufferer" instantly becomes a nearly-lifeless "limp rag" whenever anything resembling w-o-r-k is requested/suggested; he always seems to be perfectly able to jump robustly back up again, though, when some fun/pleasant activity is subsequently offered or suggested
(2) selective phobia disorder, whereby the "sufferer" claims to have an intense fear/loathing of a certain aspect of the task at hand, again, usually to simply be relieved of having to participate in said task; he often seems to be able to placidly/confidently manage other similar-context activities just fine, however
(3) selective allergy/medical-condition disorder, similar to #2, whereby someone claims to have a serious illness/infirmity that would prevent him from safely performing a less-than-pleasant task, yet he's perfectly okay with less arduous/boring tasks which involve the same types of substances/conditions
(4) selective strength/health disorder, whereby someone claims to not be physically muscular/fit enough to perform a certain task, but yet he lifts weights, moves heavy loads in a hand-truck/wheelbarrow, etc. at other times
My uncle claims to be helpless.clueless whenever I ask him to step in and help resolve a dispute between a fellow youngster and myself, yet he is a headmaster at a private school and is known for his firm leadership there... sounds like selective capability disorder to me!
by QuacksO January 10, 2017
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