crackerjacker

Noun

1. A person who steals the toy or surprise from a box of crackerjacks, cereal or happy meal without the intention of eating anything.

2. A retarded criminal who, in an attempt to rob someone, threatens bodily harm with a saltine cracker.

"That crackerjacker got me for my decoder ring and I'll bet he touched every Fruit Loop in the box with his grubby, dirty, little fingers."

by billebllunt May 15, 2014

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crackerjack

A game played with multiple males, where the objective is to jack off onto the cracker as quickly as possible. The last one must eat the cracker.
Also: Snapple Jack

Those fags crackerjacked all last night.

by WyndX April 13, 2003

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Crackerjack

Word used to describe a crack head, or drug abuser- typically a white male. Also see crackhead

Aye look at that white boy over there fuckin' faded. Such a Crackerjack.
He tryna act like us but he know he ain't bout that life. Just another Crackerjack.

by mira_fooooo May 03, 2015

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awesome the best

wow crackerjacker is awesome.

by the illusionist September 23, 2003

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CrackerJack

A name the Marines use to refer to the Navy or Navy uniforms.

Me: He wears ACUs, right? Guys in those are hot.

Marine Brother: Hes a god damned crackerjack, sis.

They wear those little sailor suits.

Me: D: DO NOT WANT.

by MetaKittie January 03, 2010

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