CrackDonald's

People who are addicted to McDonalds food usually kids, teenagers, fat fucks and stupidiots who change there last name to something stupid.

After the big game Chad Ochocinco be jonesing for some CrackDonald's.

by Magic Mocha September 17, 2010

crabdunk

1. to dunk a crab.

2. to totally dominate one's opponent.

3. wasted, and loving it.

4. a bond closer than brotherhood.

1. Oo, remoulade sauce! Watch out for the crabdunk!

2. Three-pointer at the buzzer... Oh! You just got crabdunked, son!

3. Brian got all As this semester. We are totally getting crabdunked tonight!

4. I love you, man. You mah crabdunk 4eva.

by Lebronjelo Crabdunk February 5, 2012

crackdumpstercumslut

Someone who looks like they've been hanging out in back allies begging for their next pick me up

"Man, have you seen crystal lately?"
"Yeah bro, she's a real crackdumpstercumslut"

by Yoyeeyeet May 29, 2019

crackund

Referring to the absolute decimation of an opponent. Usually also infers that there can not be a comeback do to the destruction of all available courage and/or strength. Can also be used as a term for the krakens of GLCC winning no matter the cost.

“You have been crackund!” “The krakens always win!”

by Tazzx September 29, 2023

crackfuck

I define a crackfuck as a crackhead that sleeps with your husband.

While Alexia and Jon were working out their marriage difficulty, the local crackfuck, Crystal, tried stealing him by screwing him.

by Alexia January 31, 2005

crackmonkey

a general outburst of frustration or anger. can be used in reference to a person, thing, or situation.

crackmonkey, my computer crashed!
you're such a crackmonkey!

by That One Girl January 22, 2003

crackmonkey

any of the indigenous creatures dwelling within the grody, unpleasant anal regions of the person. Agitation of said creatures may result in unpleasant conditions and relations between the person and their ass.

Man, you are scratching yo' booty a bit much, there, Buddy. Is your crackmonkey irritated?

by Mr. P March 1, 2004