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counterfeit

word used to describe someone or something that is fake or something that is a lie.
example one:
"that stuck up bitch with the pound of makeup caked on her face is counterfeit as fuck."

example two:
"if i ever catch you trying to buy anything from my shop with a counterfeit bill, ill blow your fucking head clean off."

example three:
"she keeps telling me she loves me, but to me it seems pretty counterfeit."
by counterfeitmeaning May 6, 2010
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Countered

A word used to describe some-one being countered at a game or in a fight (verbally, physically).

Examples:
1) 'Shit blud, you just got countered!'

2) Boy 1: 'Haha, your mum was good last night.'

Boy 2: 'Not what she said about your penis!'

Boy 3: 'Countered!'

3) 'I'm so 1337 I countered this fag with claymore on cod4!'
by harmes May 26, 2009
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Countermeasures

A) An opposing or retaliatory measure

B) An episode title of C.S.I. Miami.

C) Deploying flares, ECM Hammer, or a smoke screen on Battlefield 3

D) The act of measuring ones penile length upon a countertop or table.

E) A 1998 film starring Michael Dudikoff
A) "A resistor countermeasures the effects of an electrical current."

B) Herp: "Hey Derpina did you catch the name of the C.S.I. Miami episode last night?"
Derpina: "Yeah it was titled Countermeasures."

C) Pilot to gunner: " I just deployed my ECM Jammer and they are locking onto us again. Looks like you need to use whatever countermeasures you have."

D) Derp: "I found that the easiest way to find my size was to use countermeasures."

E) Movies 1998-
Herp: "Well that has to be the worst fucking depiction of a war movie I have ever laid my eyes on."
Helping: "Seriously what a waste of money."
by iSick1e March 30, 2012
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counterterrorist

The same meaning as terrorist. Same thing, just from another point of view.
by wez-1 September 13, 2005
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counterexist

1. To go against forced rules of modern day existence.

2. Not allowing ones thoughts or actions to be hindered by man-made rules.

3. To do whatever one wishes knowing he/she only has one life.

4. To the disregard of everything knowing the laws that abide for self-fulfillment.

5. Understanding that there is a limit of knowledge about life so you should just do whatever it is you want to do.

6. Thinking away from the "norm".
John didn't agree with the life that he was told to live by his parents or society. He counterexisted by doing that which made him happy.
by counterexist October 2, 2007
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counterpwn

When someone tries to pwn you and you return it with a much more pwnage comment.
Guy 1: Dude you've been going out with that chick for like 3 months now and still haven't banged her

Guy 2: When was the last time you made it anywhere with a girl? Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot. Never.

Guy 3: Counterpwnd!
by Pwnbags Johansonn November 7, 2007
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counterlean

you are in a car and the driver takes the bends with force so you lean into the bend to compensate the lean of the car making you stay upright
damn paul i had to counterlean through that bend ... slow down
by brillweb101 August 24, 2009
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