counterlean

you are in a car and the driver takes the bends with force so you lean into the bend to compensate the lean of the car making you stay upright

damn paul i had to counterlean through that bend ... slow down

by brillweb101 August 24, 2009

counterplan

(1)If you are the Negative: the only way to combat a massive affirmative case with irrationally large advantages, and liars for internal link authors who lie too well for their own damn good.(2) If you are the Affirmative: when the Neg tries to jack your advantages and outwiegh them with a miniscule risk of a stupid, wimpy DA.

(1)"I got lucky because they didn't have any minisculeagencythatpretendstobetopical key cards, so my agent counterplan worked."

(2)"We pretty much won the spending DA, but they won at the point where they got a .000000001% risk that their counterplan solved for their stupid Mead evidence."

by CoolestFreakingDebaterEver July 14, 2006

Countertenor

The highest male voice; in speaking and singing, countertenors have the normal range of a tenor, but are able, by singing in falsetto, to go higher, into the contralto/alto range, mezzo-soprano range, and, with the great ones, into the soprano range.

They are usually assigned roles written originally for the castratos, yanking those roles away from the contraltos.

Is that a female alto singing...? It sounds different... it's probably a countertenor.

by Sam October 29, 2004

Countertenor

An adult male vocalist who has pretty much an unbroken voice- (whereas, most blokes' voices break at puberty), and who, as a result of this failure to lose his "baby voice" at puberty, remains able to sing in the vocal tessituras- (ranges, to the non-singer), of the female Alto, Mezzo-soprano, and very occasionally, Soprano, without having to resort to the use of Falsetto- (false voice.)

True Countertenors are a very rare thing. Most blokes who think they're Countertenors are actually Falsettists, who sing in the Countertenor registers, using Falsetto- (false voice.)

by Joe_Schmuck February 1, 2017

Plan Inclusive Counterplan

Used in policy debate, a plan inclusive counterplan is one that picks one single, irrelevant, stupid little thing of the affirmative plan and does all of plan minus that. Then, the 1NC will bitch about why that irrelevant, insignificant thing is really really bad. Typically, bad, lazy squads such as universities from the state of Kansas, will run these arguments.

Fuck, we're hitting KSU! We need to prep for a PIC (plan inclusive counterplan) debate!

by Baby D Nasty June 30, 2008

Countermeasures

A) An opposing or retaliatory measure

B) An episode title of C.S.I. Miami.

C) Deploying flares, ECM Hammer, or a smoke screen on Battlefield 3

D) The act of measuring ones penile length upon a countertop or table.

E) A 1998 film starring Michael Dudikoff

A) "A resistor countermeasures the effects of an electrical current."

B) Herp: "Hey Derpina did you catch the name of the C.S.I. Miami episode last night?"
Derpina: "Yeah it was titled Countermeasures."

C) Pilot to gunner: " I just deployed my ECM Jammer and they are locking onto us again. Looks like you need to use whatever countermeasures you have."

D) Derp: "I found that the easiest way to find my size was to use countermeasures."

E) Movies 1998-
Herp: "Well that has to be the worst fucking depiction of a war movie I have ever laid my eyes on."
Helping: "Seriously what a waste of money."

by iSick1e March 30, 2012

Counterloaf

1) The random loaf of bread which is supposedly sitting on the kitchen counter according to your parent(s) but is, in fact, not.

2) The opposite of a loaf of bread- made of Anti-bread-matter. Non-existent loaf of bread.

3) Any position a cat may assume that is not in the shape of a loaf of bread or boxcar.

Daughter: "Mother, where's the bread?"
Mother: "There should be a loaf on the counter."
Daughter: "I see no Counterloaf."
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Brother: "Look at the kitten, he's counterloafing. It's like he tried to loaf, but fell over."

by Kinomora December 30, 2011