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cougar bait

Usually from the south eastern parts of Europe. Particularly, Serbia: Older women globally tend to stalk these prey as it seems to be their favorites. As more of the "cougars" become power in political offices the cougar bait may be influential position to influence the European world take over.
Filip is a real peice of cougar bait.
by Chris M Davis May 16, 2007
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Cougaritis

A condition commonly resulting from or having contact with a cougar. Said contact is usually brief yet highly contagious. Symptoms of cougaritis include but are not limited to smelling like a box of wine, that guilty feeling, moral pains including thoughts of matricide, cougar-tooth, rusted bullet-hole, bad breath, severe headache, the taste for Schlitz in a can, and death.
After getting mauled by that cougar last night, Jim had a wicked case of cougaritis well into the middle of the work week.
by Hank Savage February 28, 2007
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Cougar Bait

Finnie's at Brewers trolling for cougars again. He's all about being cougar bait.
by hd917 March 7, 2009
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Cougar bait

Young athletic guys who work at gyms with a large volume of older women.
Cougar bait is working the check in counter again tonight.
by Joe Shit the Rag Maker May 11, 2017
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Cougar bait

A young male between 18 and 22 who is considered prime meat by carnivorous (agressive) or cougar
Guy to friend: laugh it up cougar bait, your next, See those women the secind we leave your prey!
by Theamazinggeek May 6, 2018
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Cougar Bait

1: A young individual, typically male, considered in his prime, whom will intentionally seek out locations highly frequently by older women, in hope to get swiped up by a carnivorous cougar, with a craving for fresh meat.

Tldr: Milf hunters. Boy Bimbos, Himbos in fact.
(See Milf, or Himbo...)
At a work holiday party:
Person one: "ANON is totally Cougar Bait. Just look at him over there!"
Person two: "I know, no shame at all!"
Anon who is currently having the time of his life: "Oh damn Sharlene, that must be so hard having to be a housewife, and taking care of 4 teenagers while your husband is out drinking with his friends, you should totally get a divorce-"
by BobWhatsHisName December 5, 2023
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Cougareat

The Mecca of fast food restaurants and caffeinated soft drinks at Brigham Young University (BYU). Due to it hiring only student workers and paying the lowest wages Provo, half of the restaurants never open and the other half open sporadically.
“Hey want to grab Taco Bell at the Cougareat?”
“Can’t, they could find enough freshmen to pay $8 an hour, so it’s closed this semester.”
“What about Wendy’s?”
“Okay, but they’re only open from 3-4 p.m.”
by Zoobie Tuesday September 14, 2021
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