couching

V. To be on the couch chilaxing. See: chilaxing
The very form of beign a couch potatoe

I was too busy couching to eat, so I died.

by WEENER February 17, 2005

couching

Couch, pillow, blanket, Netflix.

Leave me alone I'm couching.

Yeah I'm couching, it's going to be happening for the next 8 hours, what's up?

by roraborealis July 26, 2011

The Couch

When a guy puts his penis back between his legs, and another guy sucks it while his nose is between the butt cheeks.

Rodney gives Jake the couch better than his dog hands down.

by You know who this is Jake January 22, 2015

couch

One's system of morals or beliefs

dude 1: You shouldn't beat up those children that are significantly smaller than you.
dude 2: Man, fuck yo couch, nigga.

by yeahdude789 July 21, 2007

couch

to sit on his lap

i want to couch you and kiss you.

by Krkič December 16, 2020

Couching

the act of a sports watcher, usually throned on a couch, loudly yelling orders (like a coach) at a tv screen as if the players could/would change their behavior given the expertise of the (usually drunk) sport watcher

Father: WTF ARE YOU DOING RUNNING THE GOD DAMN BALL ON 3rd AND 3
You: Dad stop couching, the offensive coordinator knows more about football than your drunk ass

by the_adam_bomb30 February 1, 2017

Couch

I'm a couch
Imma put you fools at ease
I'm at work while ur asleep
And my price is generally steep

im a couch

by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020