Bill Cosmopolitan

1/2 oz of Fresh lime juice, 1 oz Cranberry juice, 1/2 oz Cointreau, 1 1/2 oz Vodka Citron, 1 tablet of GHB. Serve chilled. Garnish with slice of lime. Will most likely cause the consumer of the beverage to pass out, leaving them open to sexual violation.

Frat Guy #1: Hey, so how are you gonna try to get Vanessa over there to fuck with you tonight?

Frat Guy #2: I'm thinking about fixing her a Bill Cosmopolitan. *winks*

Frat Guy #1: You smart ass motherfucker. Go get her Brock.

by SuperNerdToTheRescue November 19, 2016

cockopolis

A scene in which the majority of the people around are of the male persuasion. A situation not suited well for a straight male to get laid.

Hey, let's go to the bar down the street.
- Nah, that place is nothing but a cockopolis!

by Blitzkragen January 22, 2015

cumopolis

(noun) The act of creampying, sucking the cummies back out, and regurgitating it back into your partner's mouth for them to ingest.
(verb) - cumopolize

Honey, I'm getting quite bored of our sexy times lately. We should try cumopolis tonight.
What is that?
It's your 6th birthday present I can't spoil it.

by supahjay November 16, 2020

cosmopolitical

Street savvy politicial know-how for the urbanites.

Oh my gosh, those gay guys are so cosmopolitical.

by Inner-circle August 9, 2010

Cosmopolitician

A drunk who thinks he knows everything, specifically, one who has a few drinks, and then thinks he or she knows the solution to all the world's problems.

**A couple of drunks argue politics at the bar**

Bartender 1: "You give them a few drinks and they think they know everything."

Bartender 2: "We've got a room full of cosmopoliticians."

by Afterworld Cafe February 16, 2009

cosmopolitan

Hip, cool, "jet-set" version of monoculture.

Liberal elitist hipster: That is so horrible that MacDonald's is everywhere in the world. They are breaking down indigenous culture and traditional folkways. Monoculture everywhere! It is sickening. (Moments later) It is so wonderful that we are breaking down backward ways of life in the American South and any other traditional culture. We want to spread the cosmopolitan ethos everywhere. I am a citizen of the world!

by Tex in Tex February 22, 2008

Cosmopolitan

A cosmopolitan, sometimes also called cosmo, is a delicious cocktail made from vodka, triple sec, cranberry juice and freshly squeezed or sweetened lime juice. Cosmopolitan is usually served without ice in a large cocktail glass, a so-called martini glass

Cosmopolitan is also a famous fashion magazine. The magazine is one of the best-selling magazines and is directed mainly towards a female audience.

Can I get a cosmopolitan?

Let’s have cosmos!
Have you read the newest cosmopolitan magazine?

by Sabrina96 July 15, 2020