costanza parking

getting the best parking spot, usually located directly in front of the doors of the desired destination

dude look at this costanza parking

i pulled a costanza parking spot

by dun worry February 11, 2008

Costanza Wallet

A wallet that is stretched to the point of nearly exploding due to large amounts of trash, coupons, etc. stuffed in it. Usually not due to large amounts of cash.

"I stuffed the coupon for 50 cents off Hot Pockets into my Costanza Wallet"

by KDiamond October 30, 2007

CosaNostra

Used by Sicilian gangs, it is now a separate branch of organized crime. It's meaning is literally, "This thing of ours". It goes back hundreds of years, when the Mafia was invented to protect Sicilian families from maurauding gangs and conquerers.

Lucy Luciano was known for bringing La Cosa Nostra to the United States.

by Lisa April 19, 2005

Corban

A sweet boy who will give you all his love if you deserve it. He won't play you and is a keeper. He also often has really really cute dimples. A really good kisser too.

Corban is the best boyfriend in the world.

by its.a.whopper January 2, 2015

Costanza Bed

n. kuh-stan-zuh bed : A makeshift bed made under one's office desk, often surrepticiously. Named for the episode of Seinfeld where George slept at work.

"You wanna head home for some shut-eye before the early morning release?"

"No, i've got a Costanza Bed."

by Baconcat June 18, 2008

cosan

An absolute baller , usually about 6ft tall with lots of stubble and uses people to get close to other girls

Girl 1: “Omg, have you seen Cosansstubble?”
Girl 2: “Yeah, it’s horrible and he used Livi to get close to another Livi!”

by Lover of Cosan January 15, 2018

Costanza comeback

A phenomenal comeback to an insult, that arrives in your head only 30 minutes too late. Coined from George's antics in the "Jerk Store" episode of Seinfeld. Frequently encountered during the car ride home from somewhere and in more extreme cases while in bed the night after getting humiliated.

After getting caught ingesting pounds of shrimp in a meeting a coworker tells George that, "the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp" To this shaming George has no reply. Then on the drive home he comes up with a Costanza comeback, "well the Jerk Store called and they're running out of you!"

by mikey mcgillicutty June 16, 2007