n. kuh-stan-zuh bed : A makeshift bed made under one's office desk, often surrepticiously. Named for the episode of Seinfeld where George slept at work.
"You wanna head home for some shut-eye before the early morning release?"
"No, i've got a Costanza Bed."
n. Catwad - (kat - wad) A tight clustering of two or more sleeping cats, often forming a uniform pile of fur, often during winter months.
That's a 4 cat catwad, Martha. It must be super cold outside.
