When someone tells you that a corked bat is a euphemism for an erect penis, you say, "no, it is not". After this you meant to tell your cousin something but I forgot what it was. Right. You know how baseball gets. No large bats/vampires.
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Get the corped mug.A power-mad dwarf who is the enemy of the popular video game character Crash Bandicoot. He is bald with a black beard and an 'N' on his forehead (it's never made clear whether the 'N' is a tattoo or some kind of metal plate). When he was a child, Cortex attended the Academy of Evil where he was mercilessly bullied by the other children and by the tyrannical headmistress Madame Amberley. From an early age he developed a love of torturing and experimenting on animals. In later life he became a scientist, but was ridiculed and shunned by the scientific world for his outlandish ideas. So he enlisted the help of N.Brio, another outcast scientist, in his plan to take over the world and avenge himself against all those people who had mocked him all his life. N.Brio had built the Evolvo-Ray, a machine which could cause rapid evolution in animals. Cortex took control of it, set about turning animals into an army of soldiers. Crash Bandicoot was one of the animals he used the Evolvo-Ray on, but there was a malfunction and Crash escaped, soon became his enemy. After many defeats at the hands of Crash, his sister Coco and a mask containing the spirit of a witch-doctor, Cortex is still obsessed with ruling the world. But first he intends to destroy Crash Bandicoot....
Dr Neo Cortex: Crash, Crash, Crash. Why must you always muck in my mud? Oh look, I have a mask helping me too! We will see which one is more powerful soon enough!
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She is supposed to be, the evil scientist, Dr. Neo Cortex's neice but may be his daughter (In Crash Twinsaity, Nina is kidnapped by evil Crash. Neo: My daughter..err..neice!).
When she first came into he uncle's care she was nice, girly, and had a love or animals. Neo Didn't want her to be good so he made a few modifications. He replaced her hands with spring loaded cybernetic hands so that anything she hugged or squeezed would be crushed. The animals she once loved would run away in fear.
Then Neo sent her away to Madame Amberly's Academy of Evil. Those events drasticly changed her personality.
She went goth and turned evil, but she is rumored to have a soft side and still love animals.
Her apearence is usually includes buck teeth, spiky hair, gothic clothing, and a red tie.
She apears in the following games: Spyro Orange, Crash Twinsanity, Crash Tag Team Racing, Crash of the Titans, and Crash Mind over Mutant.
She is supposed to be, the evil scientist, Dr. Neo Cortex's neice but may be his daughter (In Crash Twinsaity, Nina is kidnapped by evil Crash. Neo: My daughter..err..neice!).
When she first came into he uncle's care she was nice, girly, and had a love or animals. Neo Didn't want her to be good so he made a few modifications. He replaced her hands with spring loaded cybernetic hands so that anything she hugged or squeezed would be crushed. The animals she once loved would run away in fear.
Then Neo sent her away to Madame Amberly's Academy of Evil. Those events drasticly changed her personality.
She went goth and turned evil, but she is rumored to have a soft side and still love animals.
Her apearence is usually includes buck teeth, spiky hair, gothic clothing, and a red tie.
She apears in the following games: Spyro Orange, Crash Twinsanity, Crash Tag Team Racing, Crash of the Titans, and Crash Mind over Mutant.
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