corncob

Once thought to be the source of a medical condition known as "corncobitis", often associated with old age and which is easily diagnosed by the following symptoms:
- slow, deliberate gait
- facial expression of anxiety or constipation
- slightly bent over posture with prominent protrusion of the buttocks

Treatment is surgical removal of the corncob. However, research has determined that in many patients, there is no actual corncob or other foreign object in the rectum and in such cases there is no known cure.

Check out that old geezer. Reckon he's packin' a corncob?

by Noah Webster, Jr. February 17, 2005

Corncobbed

The act of putting two fingers in a girls mouth while having two fingers in her vagina at the same time and nibbling on her stomach in a corn on the cobb eating manner. When done correcty she will resemble a piece of corn on the cobb.

Also known as catching the cobb amd the Nebraska Cornhusker.

Tyler: Hey Steve, you smash Bree last night?

Steve: Nope, but she did get corncobbed on Tuesday.

by Tuesdaywarrior August 19, 2016

Corncobbed

The act of putting two fingers in a girls vagina while simultaneously putting two other fingers in her mouth, and nibbling on her stomach in a corn on the cob eating like manner.

Also known as catching the cobb, and a Nabraska Cornhusker

Tyler: Hey steve, you smash Bree last night?

Steve: Nah bro, but i corncobbed her on Tuesday.

by Tuesdaywarrior August 22, 2016

Corncob Blowjob

A type of blowjob where only the shaft of the penis, and not the head is fellatiated. The act looks like someone eating corn on the cob.

Jenny was worried about the stuff leaking out of my tip, so I told her just to give me a corncob blowjob.

by Lil' G Beezy March 17, 2010

corncob man

aka, mondo owada

nooo precious corncob man

by ultimate lifeform September 6, 2018

Corncob pipe

A cheap way to still enjoy smoking a pipe.

A corncob pipe costs about 5 dollars or less.

by FistyX May 4, 2006

Corncob 2020

When a girl (friend, wife, etc.) is reluctant to give you a blowjob during the 2020 Coronavirus pandemic lockdown. You assist her by putting your pinky fingers in her ears and guide her toward success!

I persuaded her by using the Corncob 2020 technique!

by Uncle Bhadge! July 6, 2020