Kurt Cobaining

The act of cumming on your face or in your mouth after masturbating.

"I was kurt cobaining last night so I could taste myself."

by SmertJane June 28, 2016

Craining

Like dogging but f***ing on a construction site instead of a car park.

All you doggers have it wrong, we now use a construction site to meet and I tell you when Craining I managed to get about six girls to touch my hard helmet!!

by Nearly Tall Paul August 29, 2013

Coralling

Much like caroling, but instead of going out and singing horrible Xmas carols, one gets high on P and goes to bash small children, often with a branch. This can result in the child's jaw bone breaking through their skin.

I went Coralling last night. Would you like a skull fragment as a souvenir?

by Andy P December 30, 2003

Cobaining

When you blow a load onto your own face after jerking off.

“Doing it the Hemingway” is another acceptable term.

Clancy: Dude, I was strangling my one-eyed underpants-worm last night and ended up totally Cobaining myself.

Gunther: That’s disgusting dude I didn’t need to know that.

Clancy: Jokes on you, the skin on my face has never been smoother.

by Oatnut June 29, 2019

Craining

If you’re craining you’re doing to much or reaching to far
If you’re not craining you’re valid

Yo have you heard how much he’s talking about his girl? He’s craining

by Yk.maxwell April 18, 2024

Kurt cobaining

Verb/
To killing yourself. Referenced by how Kurt cobain shot himself with shotgun in 1994. Often use ironically

A: that's it guys imma Kurt cobaining myself this night

by Brosssina July 19, 2024