The act of rubbing your dirty bare ass on almost anything. Likely targets are, your college room mate's sheets or pillow, an ex-girlfriend's or ex-wife's hair brush, someone else's body (you have to do this one quickly).
Your ass could dirty from a good sweaty workout or a particularly nasty shit. Either one works.
Your ass could dirty from a good sweaty workout or a particularly nasty shit. Either one works.
After playing 2 hours of basket ball the guys were sitting around watching TV. Before he knew what happened I dropped my drawers and slid my bare ass down his whole thigh.
That was a nasty cooney dog.
That was a nasty cooney dog.
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ADJECTIVE - to be super cool, athletic, handsome, rich, and smooth. just about everything a woman wants in a man.
girl 1: john-kyle didnt even take me out for valentines day.
girl 2: wow, that sucks. my boyfriend nick took my on a cruise!
girl 1: unbelievable. i wish john-kyle was as cooney as your boyfriend.
girl 2: wow, that sucks. my boyfriend nick took my on a cruise!
girl 1: unbelievable. i wish john-kyle was as cooney as your boyfriend.
by randyspaghetti February 23, 2009
Get the cooney mug.When your urine comes out with the deepest shadow-like black shade. This is most common after eating fried chicken, black eyed peas, collard greens, watermelon, biscuits, or a hot eight piece all together.
After watching the Family Matters marathon, Karl ripped the most cooney piss of his life, shattering the ceramic toilet bowl.
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Get the cooney piss mug.A bit rascist, cooney, meaning stupid/crazy and color, towards black people. So color conney meaning stupid black person.
Nigger boo, jigger boo, color cooney. Black and muck and brown babooney. Melon muncher, chicken bone sucker.
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Get the Cooney Gravy mug.Definition: The coolest, nicest, most awesome guy you will ever meet. He is the ultimate man, tall, well rounded individual. When you need help he's there, whether it is a shoulder to lean on or a bro to hang out with. He is also quite the catch with the ladies. He's totes husband material.Strong catholic irishman that can do no wrong.
"Dude, that's totally a Tommy O'Cooney thing to do"
"You know Tommy O'Cooney? Yeah? He is a total bro!"
"That Tommy sure is a Hunk"
"So Tommy is your boyfriend, you lucky bitch"
"You know Tommy O'Cooney? Yeah? He is a total bro!"
"That Tommy sure is a Hunk"
"So Tommy is your boyfriend, you lucky bitch"
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