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Cooks to 99

Infamous saying a sports card scammer repeated over and over again while trying to slight of a hand a high dollar card hidden behind a Brandin Cooks Card numbered to 99.
“First Card of the Box, Cooks to 99.”

Person: Sees valuable card behind, starts shuffling cards to hide valuable card, but all his brain could spit out while scamming was “cooks to 99, cooks to 99” (Deep breath, sigh) “cooks to 99”
by Sick Sports Cards August 29, 2020
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cooks branch

When you suffer severe pain from an injury to the balls.
"Mike got kicked in the balls by someone the other day. Worst case of cooks branch I've seen."
by gobbler945 October 6, 2023
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cooks feet

All the built up dead skin on a Chef feet that allows him to stand on his feet for long periods or hours throughout the day
Man, I just did a 15 hour shift at the restaurant, but thanks to cooks feet my feet don’t hurt
by #ChefLife August 19, 2018
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too many cooks in the kitchen

Especially in business, when there are too many people in charge of a job or project, they all tend to make their own changes/opinions and it just ends up ruining it.
"That project failed miserably, there were 5 people in charge of it and no one could come to an agreement, just too many cooks in the kitchen"
by netpan November 7, 2011
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A variation of the classic "Your mother sucks cocks in hell" line from the excorcist that is said to children. A possible spoonerism.
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004
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Jamie's Cooks

Jamie's Cooks are an unknown entity, they roam stan Twitter proclaiming justice for Jamie Robert Cook and occasionally Nicholas Edward O'Malley.

They often use language such as 'rahrah' and 'ratty' to refer to either emotions or actions. Their definitions are unclear.
Person 1: Have you seen the Cooks today, they took over someone's comments section again

Person 2: Again? I swear they're all over the place

The Jamie's Cooks need help, they have a family tree and refer to eachother as familial rats.
by Rattyslag June 1, 2019
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