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Urethra Conquest

The act of shoving a barrel of a PKP Pecheneg Light Machine Gun up a mans urethra
"If tim doesn't show up to the party, i will show him Urethra Conquest!"
by Freidrich Friednicht August 6, 2012
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Creature Conquest

A roblox monster-collecting game that uses 2D sprites.
Have you played Creature Conquest yet? I heard they have over 300 creatures!
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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Dirty Conquistador

The goatee that forms on one's chin from eating out a stubbly vagina over a child's toilet with no water in it while the girl is having explosive diarrhea. The poop is black from drinking an entire bottle of Pepto and poo and gas are expelled so forcefully that they splash up onto the man's chin.
As the diarrhea fumes billowed up from betwixt his maiden's legs, he began to feel a dirty conquistador forming on his chin.
by Melanoma April 4, 2010
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anal conquistador

One who ventures into ass holes which no one else will go.

this has been used for a long time before sept 2nd, and definately not in lewiston.
Dalton travelled down Rosie O'Donnell's hershey highway last night.

Holy hell what an anal conquistador.
by Belly626 September 17, 2006
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World Conquest Moderation Team

WC Mods are power tripping assholes that ban people for absolutely no reason and have zero justification and usually get away with it. “well that’s just a normal discord mod?” Well there’s a twist, they are either A full on Taliban supporter ( Noorullah ) or a fat fuck that instigates fights like an asshat. There’s also the Child Predator AKA linkwhy.
by typicalasshole June 28, 2022
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Stinky Conquistador

The act of performing anal stimulation through the insertion of the entire hand up the ass crack.
Mary isn't able to sit down, walk straight, or go to the bathroom after the Stinky Conquistador I gave her!
by Drewpy January 26, 2005
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Backdoor conquistador

Derogatory slang for "gay". See fudge-packer or ass bandit.
Someone told me Bruce was a backdoor conquistador.

The Giants are a bunch of backdoor conquistadors.
by Mercury1 August 8, 2005
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