conjibulate

The act of poking something icky with a stick. Normally the corpse of a dead animal, like something washed up on a sea shore or road kill. Maybe turning over a semi dried cow pat. The stick is called a conjibulator.

To use a stick to investigate something you don't want to use your hands or fingers for. Because Urgh. But it's kind of fascinating.

I found a dead hedgehog in the garden I just had to conjibulate it. When I turned it over there were loads of maggots. Urgh. Conjibulator Conjibulating

by Lucid Space Dog May 24, 2016

conjumbled

nobody really knows what two words conbined to form this word. One of them is most definitely jumbled. The first one could be "confused", it could be "conjectured", or it could be "conartist". Nobody really knows. However, we do know that this word is said when you dont know what the hell is going on.

mrs yeazel what the hell are you doing. You write the most conjumbled notes ever in the history of the earth.

by drew s December 8, 2004

conjumbled

Any mix of letters or words that shouldn't make sense at all, but makes sense to you or for what you deal with.

Ooisdhfoisrio! She makes me so mad I have to conjumble my letters!

by Lis and Emily August 5, 2005

Confibble

Complying to something that is quite atrocious and horrendous.

Michael: come on Emily! Gouge your brother's eye out with a spoon! It would be funny!

Emily: I don't want to confibble with your plan...

Michael: if you do it I'll go on a date with you

Emily: ight, bet.

by notaweezerfan March 23, 2023

conjobbled

When something doesn't make sense or is mixed up and out of order.

girl: *gibberish*

other girl: your words are so conjobbled

by anonymous June 13, 2024

conjumblement

a group of people entering a door way at the same time....several cars coming to an intersection at the same time.......bicycle race accidents....over crowded bird cage....tooo many people having sex in one room

all day long timmy was putting different things he found in his pocket...when he reached in to retrieve an item he ended up with a conjumblement of items

by Thrombeldinbar November 27, 2006

conjibulate

Verb. When cake batter overflows the tin in the oven.

I hope that cake doesn't conjibulate. The tin was quite full.

by Cake Maestro May 12, 2014