congratufuckinlations

A bitterly sarcastic variation of the word congratulations. Usually used by someone in a very fowl mood. Not appropriate for formal settings.

You got that hoss's number? Congratufuckinlations.

by Smoove B February 2, 2005

Congratufuckinglations

When a fucking fuck accomplishes some fucking thing.

Congratufuckinglations you fuck you finsihed your fucking ramen.

by Afuckingfuckwhodoesntgiveafuck September 15, 2017

congratchet

Congratulating one's ratchetness

"I saw you last night, not wearing any underwear at the club... congratchet"

by SLMD September 22, 2014

Congats

When your friend forgets how to spell congrats.

Person A: Congats!
Person B: Who's Congats and what did you do to him 😱 jk I know you meant congrats :)

by Trust_A March 30, 2017

congratudolences

The concatenation of "congratulations" & "condolences".
A conflicted expression of joy & sympathy in the success or good fortune of another whose fortune may also cause suffering, sorrow, misfortune, or grief.

"Well I am employed again."
"My congratudolences."

by ZUUL42 May 13, 2019

Concrastinator

the opposite of procrastinator.
A concrastinator is one who does his work way ahead of time

If a concrastinator works early and a procrastinator works late, who works in the middle

by Superior Archont April 26, 2005

congrats

Abbreviation for 'congratulations'

"Jon, congrats on the RC job"

by Andy Tiger May 29, 2005