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Cloud Confusing

"Cloud Confusing" is a term used for incorrectly defining Cloud Computing. Sales reps and naive IT Consultants use the term Cloud Computing to refer to any client/server system where the server resides on the internet, and is maintained via a web-based interface.

Cloud Computing actually is much more involved than client/server technology. Distributed processing, data storage, bandwidth, and scalability are able to be added or removed with no harm to existing data, and there is no single point of bottleneck or failure.
IT Consultant: "We offer Cloud Computing as part of your hosting package! Now you can maintain your own CMS, Blog, Forums, and lots of other contemporary services on your site!"

Developer: "Those are simple client/server hosting applications on your server. What you're talking about is Cloud Confusing."
by Buzzword Assassin July 15, 2011
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Kick a racially confusing person day

October 19 is kick a racially confusing person day. If you cannot tell what race someone is, you may kick them on this day.
Person 1: hey, what race is that guy?
Person 2: I don’t know, but it’s Kick a racially confusing person day, so let’s go kick him!
by xbossman04 April 26, 2020
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Mad confusing

When your homie says no homo before saying some really gay shit
Homie 1: "yo no homo, but i would deffinitely like, fuck you dawg"
Homie 2: "yo man you acting mad confusing rn"
by Nibbaboi January 23, 2020
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and often confusing

A word used to describe bafflement
Henry: Jeffry, that woman you are marrying has a penis

Jeffry: I'm confused!!!
by hahaha July 22, 2003
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Slayfully confusing

When you wanna lick remis pussy but also need sleep
Its so slayfully confusing, I wanna pick remis pussy but need sleep
by Remiratty October 27, 2022
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Shy/Asshole Confusion

Coined by Larry David in the "The Acupuncturist" episode of HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm", Shy/Asshole Confusion is when one mistakes a shy person's quiet demeanor for that of an asshole.
Larry: I don't know why you call him an asshole. He's not an asshole, he's just shy.

Cheryl: No, he's not shy. He thinks he's smarter than everbody else and he sits there and he judges and he-

Larry: No, he doesn't, he's just shy! You've got shy/asshole confusion, my friend.
by Meeyort Snurn May 22, 2008
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