Last week, I went to the store and it was written below the package, "If you're not completely satisfied with the product, Happy father's day" - stretch.me.not condoms.
by rocksterraghu July 13, 2006
Get the condommug. by Bae of Tay February 21, 2017
Get the Condommug. A very thin latex sheath when fitted over a mans erect penis allows him to ejaculate in a womans vagina and not make her pregnant. Used by lovers to be able to fuck without making babies.
by teddy jojnson October 25, 2006
Get the condommug. A latex or sheepskin sheath to put over the penis before intercourse. Also a lube'd polypropylene sheath that the woman can installed in her vagina;the guy won't even notice its there if he doesn't finger her first. He can just slip right up in there and there's no condom sensation at all. They even sell female underwear with it fastened in.
Condoms are hated by some men because it lowers their sensations somewhat, there is an interruption to put it on, and wearing one means that some of the responsibility of contraception falls on the male.
Never bareback someone that you don't want to have to negotiate with for the next 21 years.In other words, No glove, no love... unless one is interested in paying child support for the next 18-26 years
Never bareback someone that you don't want to have to negotiate with for the next 21 years.In other words, No glove, no love... unless one is interested in paying child support for the next 18-26 years
by John R. December 8, 2003
Get the Condommug. The greatest invention. Ever.
by qtturtle49 August 17, 2006
Get the condommug. that condom is my best friend
by prince May 13, 2005
Get the condommug. Justin Bieber: Hey I'm cool and I can sing so well
Me: Your parents should have used condoms while fucking
Me: Your parents should have used condoms while fucking
by Pussyfucker666 May 7, 2011
Get the condomsmug.