condominimum

n. Absolute smallest length of time a condom can be worn for effective protection.

..............................

That right there was the condominimum!

Yeah. I thought it was a tiny length.

by gnostic1 December 23, 2011

Condominimum

n: The absolute smallest square footage that a developer can build a condominium unit without it being legally considered to be a pet carrier.

Bruce: "Hey Rob! I just bought a new 400 square foot condominimum!"

Rob: "For your cat?"

Bruce: "No! For me and my cat! It's really cool man! I can stand on the foot of my bed and piss into the kitchen sink!"

by warmbrother October 2, 2014

Condomnaut

Someone who fills a large number of condoms with helium or hydrogen, attaches them to a chair, and flies through the air in a way that is both awesome and sleazy.

Excuse me, I need to buy at least 500 extra-large condoms. I'm a condomnaut, and I mean to fly across the English channel, buoyed up by distended contraceptives!

by mmacx June 28, 2010

Eric Connoring

The action of absolutely getting no pussy and not having friends. Many times while Eric Connoring, one is stuck in a state of being a fucking isolated faggot that loves perorming weird sexual acts to ones self.

I'm getting kind of worried… I've been Eric Connoring a lot lately

by Otterotterfartshit6969 May 23, 2016

conjoingled

conjoingled means tangled...

example..the computer cords were all conjoingled

by seantheman November 11, 2006

Condominium

The Greek god who sparked a sacred covenant to prevent pregnancy with other Greek Gods. When Condominium's sacred covenant broke with Hoecles, her son Illegitimacus was born.

"Bitch yo ass better pray to Condominium that you aint gonna get pregnant."

"I hope I don't pull a Condominium and break through this shit."

by El Zacko September 20, 2006

condomonium

Trouble looking for a condom.

It was condomonium when i looked in my wallet for protection.

by mysterius man October 25, 2004