Someone who fills a large number of condoms with helium or hydrogen, attaches them to a chair, and flies through the air in a way that is both awesome and sleazy.
Excuse me, I need to buy at least 500 extra-large condoms. I'm a condomnaut, and I mean to fly across the English channel, buoyed up by distended contraceptives!
by mmacx June 25, 2010