Nelson's Column

A euphemism for Admiral Horatio Nelson's penis.

The British chose to honor their fallen admiral by erecting a giant, stone column for him.

Nelson's column is a prominent feature in the London sky. (Also, in his pants.)

by RageofMarat September 26, 2011

Columnular

* Displaying or describing by means of a column or vertical display (belonging to a larger set of data or a table with a common category).
* Organized as a column or a list as a member of lists.
* Describing something with respect to columns
* Calculated by means of a column of a table.

Why can't we display that data side by side? The sets are columnular.

or

Grab all the user IDs and other related columnular data.

by Dan Katz April 2, 2008

Cum column

A penis.

I'm expecting some action tonight, so I washed my cum column.

by Zonal K September 21, 2019

Russian Column

A clogged toilet usually consisting of stubbornly rigid, immovable turds.

Somebody call the janitor, we got a Russian column in stall 2.

by DirtSticks March 8, 2022

roman column crap

A roman column crap is the type of crap that fights u before going into the toilet but upon landing in the bowl, it crumbles into little turdlets like an ancient roman column from the colosseum.

I took the toughest shit of my life and after i finally gave birth to a roman column crap, it crumbled into little rabbit turds. Why couldnt it do that while in my ass?

by bLiTcH February 29, 2008

Penal Column

<noun> Slang;

1) The penis.

"I am male, observe my mondo penal column."

by Stuart Fletcher May 16, 2005

fifth column

Fifth column is a group of people invading a country in a stealthy way. If everything goes well in a period of time the numbers outweigh the native people then the fifth column rise up and and take over the territory or country.
Fifth column examples: Muslims into England, Spain & France. Mexicans into the United States, California, Texas & New Mexico. Fall of the Roman Empire.

Mexicans are the fifth column.

by takethathill August 22, 2006