colossal oof

When something has surpassed being even a major oof.

An oof so big we never thought it would happen.

Holy forking shirtballs, that oof was so big it's a colossal oof.

by Robot ninja party November 23, 2019

Colossal Applause

A phrase coined by the infamous engineer, Cameron Vant, on March 3rd, 2016 that describes the awkward feeling a driver experiences while entering or immediately after entering a vehicle when coming to the conclusion that the passenger doors did not unlock; especially after repeated attempts to unlock the door, usually remotely. The phrase derives from the feeling a gladiator would experience in a large, audience-filled coliseum after a poor performance; usually a feeling of embarrassment, shame, or stupidity. Often times after such an incident, the passengers would ridicule the drivers actions by use of a sarcastic applaud; similar to a displeased crowd demanding the observing emperor to signal for the gladiator’s death.

The antonym of colossal applause is “chariot’s itch”. See “chariot’s itch”.

Listen guys, I don’t need to hear your “colossal applause”, let's just go.

by camvant June 22, 2018

colossal crodunder

1.a big ass somethin. Anything thats hella big is a colossal crodunder.
2. A groupie named Marie.

1. DAAAAAAAAAAMN! YO MOMMAS A COLOSSAL CRODUNDER WEARING THAT 28x dress!
2. dammit colossal crodunder is up tryin to get wit J again

by bojzzle May 9, 2005

Colossal Gay

When you have such VAST amounts of BIG GAY that you reach the APOTHEOSIS OF GAY and transcend into GAYVANA, a place where all of those who have THE BIG GAY wish to someday arrive.

"Did you hear Ethan has officially become THE COLOSSAL GAY?"
"Wow, I never thought he'd get there."

by RomanSans September 21, 2018

Colossal Dukee

A giant wet/fat shit the size of rome. This shit is commonly found in the rare "ugly ass mfing monkey" species called the Abbondandolo Monkey Tribe.

I took a colossal dukee the size of rome.

by Abbondandolo Monkey Tribussy April 14, 2022

Colossal Ridiculity

Colossal Ridiculity
Said when something stupid happens.
A bot in Quake 3 arena (Klesk) is the inventor of this phrase, and says it often (when fragged)

.. A new update of GW is available, please exit and restart..
*does*

Disconnection error x 10

... Colossal Ridiculity

by Lord Fureon November 6, 2007

Colossal Ben

A freakishly large male who has the appearance of somebody that would most definitely fuck bitches (preferably at music festivals) while being completely off of his head on some form of drug. However, the Colossal Ben (much like the BFG ) is a friendly giant who's loyal and will never fail to provide a great laugh.

Wow, that guy is getting bitches like you would think the Colossal Ben would be

by grizzlybearloverrr May 4, 2020